babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

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oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

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Can I really have these?
renietan:

wake up america
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thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

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unit03:

the fault in my ass

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walking-sarah:

"haha what a riot" i say, my smile twitches nervously and i’m sweating, looking out of the window. the people are coming for me. i’m louis xvi

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WATCHING SHERLOCK: this show couldn't be gayer
WATCHING THE UNAIRED PILOT: ... FUCK

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